American Music....awards?? & Lets not talk about New Moon...

New Moon:



OK, I had no problem with Twilight. It was an okay movie with an okay plot. But this second one was like eating Fecal Cheesecake.

Jake should've killed Ed just for GP, in my opinion. They both need to stop fucking with that crazy bitch. And she needs to stop phucking with supernatural beings, and just get a black guy like evry other rebellious white girl. Jesus tap dancing Christ! I want my girlfriend's money back...

Ass-MA's:
Well let me just start off saying Michael Jackson deserved zero of the awards he won last night. He won soul/r&b artist of the year, and he released one song since Invincible. Maxwell deserved that award. And he won some other award in a category with Eminem and T.I. First of all why was he even in that category. And Relapse and Paper Trail was just completely over shadowed by his death. Now I ain't shit when his death just blackout Farrah's, but at a award's ceremony for music NO ONE should win an award for dying.

My favorite part of the night consisted of me screaming in my girl's ear about how J. Lo fell on her saggy old ass. Being a ex-dancer I notice any little small slip up (ask Skeem). Shit got me weak, as soon as she climbed up those dudes' backs I knew nothing good would come of it...and BLAOW!!! Check it.



Den we got Taylor Swift walking away with like 13 awards or some shit. She had a okay year and I can't judge any country music, BUT LADY GAGA was cheated out of Artist of the Year. P.S. I don't think Taylor's ever gonna be at another award show (on location) due to Westaphobia. Honestly I was praying ANYBODY ran across the screen to reenact the Ye-MA's as chef so eloquently puts it.

Best Performance I saw is tied between Eminem and Lady Gaga. I like Gaga's performance cuz she was spazzin on that piano. And Eminem performs like me...he looks down during most of his Forever performance.

Peach out mayne...