I'm An Uber Rapper/Producer And I'm A PC

 

Howdy, heauxs! Ever since the crashing of my PC, I've been having a hard time trying to get back into the groove of making beats. You know, you can't make rap music without the beats, unless we go a capella, and that's not my cup of tea. For blogging and staying in loop, I've been using a Macintosh computer. In my opinion, Macintosh is the dumbest idea of anything, EVER! Ok, it has its ups, but the downs really outweigh them shits.

MACINTOSH:

Pros:

Wave Menu Dock, it's sexy, I like that shit

The ability to drag pictures right off the Internet

It's powerful and starts up quick

Like, no viruses

Powerful as hell

Cons:

It runs little to no essential programs needed to do shit(i.e. FL Studio)

Some Macintosh cpus don't offer a right-click(Thank Beejeezus I got one of those that does, or somebody would die)

PC:

Pros:

Universally known, well accepted

Easy to navigate, does shit

Cons:

Trojans and viruses risk is pretty high

Crashing/freezing

Kinda slow, dog

The computer game is like, y'all come from the same concept.....why don't y'all do the same shit? Look at it like:

  

Megaman, he's a PC

Megaman would represent the PC because EVERYBODY knows a thing or two about him. Upgradable, interchangeable, and packs a punch. Universally accepted, ya?

Samus Aran of the Metroid series

Samus is an underrated character, much like the Mactintosh. Sleek and sexy, but nobody knows the troubles she's seen. Powerful, but the bugs still gotta be worked out. They limited her powers on Super Smash Brothers, showing 'they' didn't care much for her abilities. You probably didn't know she was a girl......anyway....

I'm in need of a PC, M.T. Bag can't do what they do if MZA can't crank out those beats y'all jam to, eh?

I'm an uber rapper/producer and I'm a PC.

P.E.A.C.E