Break Out Of The Routine And Try Some New Things

Man, oh, man....do you remember 1990's children's programming? They would do the same thing every episode, just different situations would happen...It's the same way with Maury....Sure, he offers different kinds of episodes, but Cheaters episodes and Secret Admirer shows don't bring in the ratings. After a few years of watching this mind-numbing nonsense, I've gathered up some questions....


1.Are the men and women in charge of their mini-videos? When a mother is trying to confront a man about if he is the father of her child, she gets all hype and starts dissing the guy like, "They got the same peanut head, and the same little d**k!" They always seem to attack the groin on television....When the homies get up there, they always make their videos look like rap videos. Dudes be talking and looking into odd places, like they're SOMEBODY. It's kinda funny.


2.If a man isn't the father, why does he Lean With It, or do the Dougie dance, or the Stanky Leg?


3.If a man isn't the father, why do the women get up, and run to the backstage crying?


4.If a man's fathership is in question, why does his mom come along for the ride? Were you there?


5.How come the finest women hook up with the ugliest of guys and have babies by them?


6.How come all the baby girls' names are Neveah?


7.When the man comes out, why does he flip the bird to the crowd?


8.Is it Maury that cusses when he reads off Paternity Tests?


9.When the badass kids appear on the show, why are the parents afraid of them? Beat that ass!


10.When a man is in question about being the father and he's with another woman, how come the woman he's with currently is uglier than the woman confronting him about being the dad?


That's all that comes to mind right about now....


P.E.A.C.E