M.T. Bag,Heaux

It's been about a day since we last saw our heroes, when they barely escaped Jay-Z's Submarine of Death. Since then, for money, the gang has taken up part time jobs, Ghrimm and Murdock as tag team partners in the WWE, and West as a male gigolo. Mr.West is startled out of his sleep by a serious phone call.

West: "How you gettin' home, Mila Kunis?"

(RING,RING ON THE ROTARY)

West: "West."

Caller: "Yeah, Flash, it's Beyonce."

West: "Oh, shit! I mean, what's up?"

Beyonce: "I got something to tell you."

West: "Yeah..."

Beyonce: "Remember our encounter on the submarine? Well, I had your baby."

West:"How do you know it's mine?"

Beyonce: "Well, he kinda looks like you. If you want, we can take this to Maury.

West: "I'm already there!"

Beyonce: "See you there. (CLICK!)"

West: "Shit!"

MEANWHILE...

Mean Gene: "This looks like quite a brawl coming up. We've got the tag team match up of the century, John Cena and Randy Orton versus Fire and Brimstone-"

Ghrimm: "It's clobberin' time."

Murdock: "I don't care who they match us up against...I will EQUALIZE them!!!!"

(The match was won by Murdock and Ghrimm. Within the first five seconds, Murdock was incompacitated by a steel chair and Ghrimm carried both members' weight.)

West: "Ha ha, nice match, Murdock."

Murdock: "Don't antagonize me. I've got a headache this big. (Holds out hands)"

Ghrimm: "What's up, West?"

West: "We need to go to New York City."

Murdock: "Why? I'm tired of visiting your transvestite lovers?"

West: "....I gotta appear on the Maury show for a paternity test."

Ghrimm: "Are you talking about your run in with Beyonce?"

Murdock: "Geez, you really are The Flash, that was yesterday....That's why you wanted to defeat Jay-Z, you knew something was gonna come of it,huh?"

West: "Let's not talk about it."

Maury: "Shut the hell up, I don't see your name on this show....oh, we're back. Today our guest is R&B singer, Beyonce. She claims to have had an escapade with comic book hero, The Flash. How did this happen?"

Beyonce: "Well, it happened yesterday, it was so fast, I don't even remember. He didn't even put a ring on it."

Maury: "Look at the screen, tell me they don't look alike."

Beyonce: "Look, they got the same costume on, the same yellow gloves, the same lightening bolts and they both run real fast."

West: "That kid don't even look like me. His costume is brighter, and check out his stride, he takes short steps, I take long steps."

Maury: "Let's bring him out."

Audience: BOO!!!

Maury: "Flash, if this child is yours, will you take care of it?"

West:"Yeah, Murray, I'ma be a man- M.T. Bag, Heaux! Shout out to all my baby mamas, hi, mama! Ace Boogie coming with that WallyWestEP, go get it, ya heard? Yer!(Throws up the Q sign)

Maury: When it comes to day year old, Flash Jr....Flash....you are....."

Murdock: "JESUS CHRIST!!! You can't keep solving all your problems by blowing them up, Ghrimm!"

West: "Yeah, Ghrimm, what's wrong with you?"

Ghrimm: "But, I didn't do anything."

West: "What are you looking at me for?"

Murdock: "I know I didn't do it."

Ghrimm: "I was sitting next to Murdock the entire time in the audience."

Murdock: "West....you didn't?"

West: "I wasn't ready to be a father."

The E-M-P'll say P.E.A.C.E