M.T. Bag,Heaux

The last time we saw our heroes, they saved Jay-Z from some cops who were going to arrest him for the murder of rappers, Tupac Shakur, The Notorious B.I.G, and Big L. Jay-Z invited our heroes onto his submarine, where he revealed that he was indeed the great rapper slayer. Shortly after the dark came to the light, he gassed our heroes and this is where this tale starts...

West: "Murdock, wake yo ass up!"

Murdock: "Mmm,hmm....mommy, I don't wanna go to school."

Ghrimm: "Wake yo punk ass up, this ain't no elementary school, BITCH!!!"

Murdock: "Hmm...where are we?"

West: "Well, by the looks of the dank setting and that skeleton over there, I'd say we're in a dungeon."

Murdock: "Oh my God! Is-is-is he dead?"

Ghrimm: "I don't even think that deserves an answer."

Murdock: "Yuck, it smells like has beens and rejects down here."

Murdock: "Holy shit, it's Lima Beans Seagal, 3Way, Texas Bleach and Kane East....Wait, no, it's just Beanie Sigel, Freeway, Memphis Bleek and Kanye West...."

Ghrimm: "What brings you guys down here?"

Yeezy: "Big Brother, locked us down here when he felt we were getting too out of line."

Memphis: "I've been down here since 1996."

Freeway: "Gimme a beat."

Beanie: (Shaking on the floor)"NaS said, Jigga was wack compared to me, but it's still three hots and a cot. I feel like a caged animal."

West: "Hmm...alrighty then, we need to get out of here. Let's stack up and have Ghrimm break those bars up there."

Ghrimm: "Almost got it...(Opens bars)...got it!"

West: "Good, a bopping head is a side effect of venomous lyrics and I'm out."

Murdock: "Shall we skate?"

Ghrimm: "YES!!!"

Yeezy: "Are y'all coming back?"

Murdock:"Oh yeah, don't worry. Y'all just stay down there and hold it down, make sure that skeleton doesn't come back to life."

Beanie: "Somethin' ain't right, my spider sense is tingling (blip-blip,blip-blip,blip-blip)"

Memphis: "They ain't coming back, are they?"

Freeway:"......Gimme a beat."

Ghrimm: "Now, where do you guys think Jay-Z is?"

West: "I dunno, it's his sub, he could be anywhere. Look, it's Beyonce, she could be of some help."

Murdock: "Good idea, stand back.(To Beyonce) What are you wearing?"

West: "Move. Show me to your quarters,I wanna make change."

Ghrimm: "Haha, it's clobberin' time."

Murdock: "So that's when I said, 'No, a box has six sides, not four.' "

Ghrimm: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

West: "C'mon, I know where Hov is."

Murdock: "Damn, dog, that was fast, I guess I know why they call you The Flash."

Ghrimm: "We don't have time for this."

West: "He's right, I'll deal with you later."

Murdock: "End of the line, Jigga, we got you surrounded!"

Hov: "Oh, my....It seems you do, but you have neglected to think about the overly cliched villain twist."

West: "Nah, Beyonce told me, you got the whole submarine rigged with explosives that are set to go off in about ten minutes. You also got two escape pods."

Ghrimm: (Looks at his imaginary wristwatch) "That was nine minutes ago."

Murdock: "Oh shit, America's Next Top Model is about to come on. Let's just let him and Beyonce dip in one pod and we'll take the other, and call it a day, I'm tired."

Ghrimm: " It would be smart to dip before we blow sky high."

BOOM!!!!

West: "I still think we should've defeated Jay-Z so we wouldn't have to deal with him later."

Murdock: "Shsssh!!! Tyra Banks is on TV!"

Ghrimm: " I feel like we forgot something..."

Murdock: "And I feel like you should fill your face with some quiet!!!"

West: "Let's beat his ass!"

Ghrimm: "I get my clobberin' time after all."

You happy, Boogie?

The E-M-P'll say P.E.A.C.E