"M.T. Bag In:Murder Rap" (Guest Starring Jay-Z)

West: "Why did you drag us all the way to France again, Murdock?"


Murdock: "I could hear Jay-Z was in trouble, this may be our only chance to get signed if we save him..."


Ghrimm: "All the way from the United States?"

Murdock:"Shsssh! The sound is getting stronger. Tell me what you guys see over there."


West: "Well, I'll be damned...."

Cop #1: "Let me just Rodney King him right now"


Cop#2: "No, we can't do that anymore."


Hov: "May I ask what the problem is, officers?"


Cop#3: "Shut up,boy. Don't speak unless spoken to.''


Hov: "I'm sensin' a little hostility here, gentlemen."


Cop#3: "Who taught you big words like that? 'Here'."

Ghrimm: "It's clobberin' time!"


Cop#1,2, and 3: "What the hell is that?"


Hov: "It's the Roc!"

(After clobberin' time)

Hov: "Thank you guys for joining me in my submarine, and thanks again for saving me from 5-0, once again."

Ghrimm: "Anytime, Jay."

Murdock: "Nice sub, dude, I used to have one just like this, then I woke up."

West: "If you don't mind me asking, why were the cops bothering you earlier?"

Hov: "I do mind you asking"

(Awkward silence)

Murdock: "Did you ever listen to the demo I sent you in the mail?"

Hov: "Yeah, that's kinda why I invited you all here"(Walks to a closet)

Hov: "Behold, my best rapper collection."

Ghrimm:"Collection?"

West:"I told you he killed all of 'em, Murdock, you owe me five bucks!"

Murdock:"They ain't dead, Tupac is still rappin'."

Hov:"Yeah, he does that from time to time, he keeps putting out albums....but,don't let me get beside myself. You dudes are the modern day 2Pac, Biggie and Big L. You must be stopped!"

Will Murdock, West and Ghrimm make it out of Jay-Z's Submarine of Death? Tune in next week for another issue of M.T. Bag and Friends.

Biggie Smalls: "It was all a dream!"

The E-M-P'll say P.E.A.C.E!!!