NBA Name Change Up

With everybody going nuts over the finals, and me not caring, I decided to participate somehow someway. I took the liberty of renaming the teams. Czech it.

(Lakers-->Bakers)

(Clippers-->Trimmers)

(Kings-->Ayatollahs)

(Warriors-->Boy Scouts)

(Sonics-->Tails)

(Blazers-->Blazers)

(Spurs-->Sperms)

(Nuggets-->Tenders)

(Rockets-->Saucers)

(Mavericks-->Alapacas)

(Jazz-->Techno)

(Timberwolves-->Shih Tsus)

(Hornets-->Gnats)

(Suns-->Moons)

(Grizzlies-->Adams)

(Knicks-->Nicks)

(Celtics-->Geats)

(Hawks-->Sparrows)

(Bobcats-->Pumas)

(Pacers-->Pacemakers)

(Pistons-->Carburetors)

(Bucks-->Cents)

(Heat-->Cool)

(Magic-->Logic)

(Bulls-->Toreros)

(Wizards-->Grand Wizards)

(76ers-->69ers)

(Cavaliers-->Samurai)

(Raptors-->Pterodactyls)

(Nets-->Internets)

I'm aware of there not being one of these teams anymore, I forget which one, but Thunder is not real.....so.....

P.E.A.C.E