- On Martin, does Gina's head really look that big to you?
 - How come shows give Al Gore a lisp? He doesn't have one.
 - Wesley Snipes really isn't all that dark.
 - Spongebob and Patrick aren't gay, they're REALLY close friends, like children.
 - Dick Clark isn't alive, and hasn't been for 40 years.
 - The camera doesn't add 10 pounds, more like 3.
 - Reality TV ain't real, nothing happens that chronologically.
 - On Good Times, why did JJ always call Thelma ugly?
 - How come those kids don't give the rabbit some Goddamn cereal?
 - Why is the Cookie Crisp dog a wolf now?
 - Can't the Leprechaun take those kids to court for harassment/theft? 
 - What happened to "Get Dunked On By Patrick Chewing"?
 - How come all the black women on Soap Operas sound like white women?
 - You can't expect me to believe The Golden Girls were still "active".
 - On the Crank 2 trailer, are they allowed to say the word "whore"?
 - It's funny how years after Sister Sister, the fact stands that neither twin is funny.
 - Does Steve Harvey not remind you of a young Richard Pryor?
 - What happened to Dexter's Laboratory and Johnny Bravo?
 - How come MTV doesn't show full music videos?
 - Do you agree when I say, America's Funniest Home Videos was never funny?
 
Well, that became something else......Oh, well....
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