Kids Say The Darndest Things

Ever since I turned 18, I've taken an interest in watching the news. Kids when I was a kid would claim they were more mature than me because they watched the news. HA! Anyway. I don't know the appeal to the news. They do the same stories over and over again for about three hours a day.

A story that stuck out to me recently is "Sexting". Apparently, this is an illegal act. I don't see the problem, and I don't know why attention has been called to it now of all times. Cell phones with texting abilities have been out for quite some time, and I'm sure 2009 didn't see the first sex message. As long as the kids are talking to other kids, is there a problem?

 

What trips me out is how much the media stays on Miley Cyrus' nuts. I heard a story, some chick put some explicit pictures of herself on Myspace and she may have to register as a sex offender. WOW! If that's the case, I've seen some disturbing shit on Myspace that needs court action. I've seen it all. There's like a small community of men who post themselves wearing women's underwear. I've seen bands shitting and pissing on their audiences. Thanks to Myspace, I saw T.I.'s pubic hair. Just for laughs and giggles and our shared trauma:

All I'm saying is, Planet Earth (all 6 billion of you bastards) is full closet freaks. Some own up to it, others may deny it. You can't fool me, "I know, I know, I know, I know". I may not know what you like, but I know you like some freaky shit. In the defence of the sexting young'ns, the age in which the sex drive's ignition gets turned starts out lower and lower each generation. At least the kids are still talking to kids. Remember when The Olsen Twins were turning 18? You could catch a million 40 year old n!99@$ talking about that shit.

GET SOME!

P.E.A.C.E