Most Thizzle Boys And Girls Guide To Getting Down

A Thizzle Weekend Presented In The Form Of An Instruction Manual

1. Don't wear small sweaters, people will notice and take it upon themselves to comment on it.

2. Despite how ingenious the Nintendo franchise is, don't be fooled by false Mii ages.

3. Learn Wii Baseball, or you'll get spanked in the first inning, 5 to 0.

4. Watch your Tennis swing, a baby can get smacked.

5. Always play music in good speakers, or else you may miss a minor detail like, how good it sounds.

6. When you get a new whip, always let MZA drive, but don't abuse it, Tom Cruise it.

7. When it comes to the heart of maturing women, "Na, na, na, don't play with my heart."

8. Try to refrain from telling your cock tales to those of whom who are easily offended.

9. Try going to school for audio/video production.

10. Bullshit hooks are usually the way to go, especially when your rap skills are dynamite.

11. Don't make MZA rap fast on your songs, neither party will be pleased.

12. It turns out, defiling Boogie's bed with your children, isn't half as bad as breaking the law in Boogie's bed.

13. Do something about your illegitimate children, they seem to think you're their father, still.

14. Avoid throwing bags that have a king sized can of Monster in them to nine year olds. Lips swell like seafood.

15. Don't be shy to mention song ideas you have.

16. It's amazing what a person will think of another when they are unaware that person is deaf in one ear.

17. Let's help with yard work, earn your keep.

18. Opening a fresh NES in a fresh apartment would be fresh!

19. Still......Two plus two IS four!

20. I don't love you, but I would love to.

21. Get yourself a nice rack to lounge on.

22. When you sip about four or five cups of Kool-Aid, what the fuck you 'pect?

23. Man, if you haven't digested Gold Star chili in about five or six years, leave it that way.

24. Nintendo Wii is good for easing a troubled mind, as well as a troubled colon.

25. All the Grimm's sleeping in the muthafuckin studio!

26. Never let a pregnant woman ride your face.

27. If a girl bakes you cakes for NO reason, and you like it, put a ring on it.

28. When you get it, split it.

29. If you get an earring, know what you're doing. There's nothing like it becoming a part of you.

30. Before doing your dead body impression in a trunk, hand the witness the keys that open it, otherwise, you got less than 15 minutes to find the latch and breathe to saftey.

P.E.A.C.E

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