M.T. Bag,Heaux

Happy New Year, Auld Lang Syne....whatever. Hot damn, it's a new year....So?

I hear people talk a good game every year, I'ma lose weight, I'ma stop drinking, I'ma stop smoking(that was me)...So what? It's a new year, that doesn't mean there's gonna be a new you...I for one, I've never followed American or global customs. For example, Apple Pie is not my favorite pie, Baseball isn't my favorite passtime, and et cetera. Going back to my point, I never believed in New Year's Resolutions. Why? If you wanna better or change yourself, why does it take a new year to make you do so?

So, how did The Most Thizzle Boys And Girls spend New Year? Well, I went out with my mom to redeem her paycheck, this is where I saw how fly my new wool coat is, I'm envious...Hours passed and I got dropped off at Ace's. As soon as I got out the mini van, Ace's mom pulls up and tells me to tell the rest of her children to come hither. I oblige and next thing I know, I'm in a black clown car with me, Ace, Mrs.Ace, Ace's mom, Ghrim, Relly Boi, Ace's sister, and Ace's sister's friend. We get ridden to where Ace's family is supposed to be moving. We arrive, check it out, politic, and dip back to Ace's house.

We get in, Ace pops on some of his beats, I pop open a bottle. I get gone.....I get goner....I get goner......I got GONE, standing on stools and such. We were supposed to go to A-ROD23rd's(the Hispanic guy pictured with us in the header) house, yet, he wasn't at his house, so we had to improvise. We cop a thing of Budweiser and I barely had any, no matter, I was preoccupied with this girly until it became fashionable for the rest of the gang to mess with her as well. She called violation on me for touching the hips, I call eternal time out and it's been ish all night.

We brought in the new year on some other shit though...I never stayed tune for 106 and Party, a new experience to I, I guess since Dick Clark doesn't do it at Rockerfeller Center anymore. I know I was the gonest guy at the fiesta, followed by Ace who was shotgunning beers, BURP!!! We still never determined the pimp move of the year, ah well.

The rest of the night consisted of, cooking steak fries with scissors, cube steak, watching The Rock in The Rundown, and Skeem and Ace messing with this chick(that shit was funny, she kept tuning in and out).

Was this a thizzle intro to the year? Hells yeah! I got started right, I got some Cid Vicious waiting on me for when I return to school and Ace has a stable of new heauxs I plan on going through, and Ghrim is seriously considering coming to Wright State, HELL YEAH!!

What do you have to look forward to from M.T. Bag? Hmm...The Original Cin Mixtape, Cin City HipHopera, The ReBirth of Death's Life, 909s & Heart Murmurs, and some other shit. 2009 gon' be a fool, you see me? All we gotta do is apply the final touches, really....M.T. Bag is coming....Can you hear our footsteps? I might find myself settling down, if not, I'm swinging like a kid at the playground, and Ghrim already has his new chick locked up, so................