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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

"Super-Saiyan, Man, So Please Stay Off My Dragon Ballz"

By a show of hands, who liked Dragon Ball Z?

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Odd....

Well, they got this super booty movie coming out, watch this....


This trailer looks so cheeks....Why would you soil not only the name of Dragon Ball, but Dragon Ball Z as well as Dragon Ball GT?

The only person I heard of that's in this movie is, Chow Yun Fat. Fat can't play Master Roshi........Hollywood, don't you know nothing?

It's safe to say Dragon Ball will be a dud at the box office, so here's my idea for a 2012 remake of the movie, since remakes are the cool thing to do nowadays....
http://www.kungfucinema.com/images/goku.jpghttp://win.no-jutsu.net/marshall.jpg
Assuming the role of Son Goku would be Robin Shou, Liu Kang of Mortal Kombat.


http://www.geocities.com/ssjpride_2/pics/vegeta_a6.jpghttp://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb238/azzuro_hyperion/guys/bs-russell_wong3.jpg
The Prince of the Saiyans would have to be Russell Wong(Romeo Must Die).

http://www.freewebs.com/gokopuslapispics/piccolo_2%5B1%5D.jpeghttp://images.clubzone.com/events/images/upload/Vin_Diesel_001.jpg
Piccolo would have to be brought to you by Vin Diesel.

http://www.geocities.com/djdfubu/Trunks-Fight-Pose-Sword-Drawn.jpghttp://weaktwin.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/leonardo_dicaprio.jpg
Trunks=Dicaprio

http://images.myfavoritegames.com/gallery-db-z-gt-x/Gohan/GohanHappy3.jpghttp://chud.com/articles/content_images/5/James_Franco.jpg
The Hobgoblin would be Gohan.

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjexMTBAn7dKLMakNCmIf3WmOyJdUAK9k6fMH2_YYqioYX9ohubM_yB5wFW38E7oXLO7oKcjuHBE4ugLhdeQcvwQ65nEN8uK4CFysA0OpQgSymTIN9TxmW8J-b9VF9iJsmL-_v9cK8IKUE/s400/krillin2.jpghttp://us.i1.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/01/45/000508120145.jpg
Martin Klebba would probably be pissed off if he knew I knew about his Krillin resemblances.

http://www.jes-studios.com/DBZ/Images/nappa.jpghttp://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u241/marcus990/billgoldberg.jpg
Maybe playing Nappa is Goldberg's calling in life...

http://www.geocities.com/marvelbuzz/Android18.jpghttp://www.favoritecelebs.net/pictures/Cameron_Diaz00.jpg
Android 18....it could've been some Charlie's Angel code name....

http://www.saiyans-univers.com/images/gentils/yajirobe3.jpghttp://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Jack_Black/jack_black.jpg
If Jack Black can voice a panda, I think he can play a fat guy.

http://ultragoku3.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/bulma.jpg.w300h294.jpghttp://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/miley-cyrus-birthday.jpg
Hannah Montana could play a younger Bulma, maybe...

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9346/tenshinhanphotoou6.jpghttp://phasezero.ca/img/statham/statham1.jpg
This could be a movie of its own really...Jason Statham is Tien!!!

http://www.geocities.com/prophet_of_doom_888/dragonball/chiaotzu.jpghttp://www.collegecandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/26/verne-troyer.jpg
You've been waiting on Chiaotzu since I did Krillin...yes, Verne Troyer, aka, Mini-Me.

http://trylobyte.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/chi_chi.jpghttp://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/7122/7122.jpg
We can leave Jamie Chung as Chi Chi.

http://z.about.com/d/anime/1/0/A/C/a16.jpghttp://farm3.static.flickr.com/2001/2241894747_dd12618281.jpg?v=0
Lynn Kegan for Android 16

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n285/oicangi/MrPopoWatering.jpghttp://www.volterraproducts.net/images/celebphotos/AnthonyAndersonActorComedian1.jpg
Anthony Anderson...a risky pick for Mr.Popo, the movie would probably get corny, here, he didn't ruin Transformers.....I'll give him a chance.

http://www.nameless.net.au/img/tebdgx5xd/400/image.jpghttp://www.asiaarts.ucla.edu/media/images/Morita.jpg
Dig Pat Morita out of the grave....or use his likeness for Master Roshi...

http://www.animetion.co.uk/top%20fives/hercule.jpghttp://www.geocities.com/blasto1979/savchamp.jpg
Tell me when you see Hercule, you don't think of The Macho Man...

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEio-GxwrPODzWxcCL-LAHZEdyyRFn6KOjglnaNqwKz0SnqQQhCQBC9ekNKvNmitNRUv5aYAIgYrQ6BYRqteQ2KcBJ3F5qmsINDEmnrKjqrJqSayEiIQyLmZMYlV0M98wAr_9voZYFa_nGoo/s320/KingKaiSmile.jpghttp://www.iffkv.cz/image/8279-danny-devito-the-good-night.jpg
Why couldn't a Penguin be a Kai?

I'm having way too much fun with this............


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skeem_513 said...

yo i swea yu put dem people perfect for tha parts..

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