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Monday, March 16, 2009

Spooks and Spoons

What is Spooks and Spoons Ace Boogie?

Well semi-thizzle boys and girls Spooks and Spoons is a CD. An album, not really. A mixtape, hell no! I've always been a fan of LP's so that what it shall be. Spooks and Spoons LP. Consisting of between 14-16 songs. Features made by Reformed M.T. Bag Member Skeem, My sibling Relly Boi, Fat Boy, Your neighborhood friendly M.O.; and there may even be more I can't say right now but who knows.





Track List

1) Eons; Produced by MZA
2) Common Crooks; Produced by Boog
3) Silly; Produced by Boog
4) Cincinnati Finest ft. M.O.; Produced by MZA
5) Peace That Shit Out; Produced by Boog
6) I'm Gone ft M.O.; Produced by Boog
7) Blazin' ft. Fat Boy; Produced by Boog
8) Only A Feeling; Produced by Boog
9) Call it A Night; Produced by Boog
10)Genuis ft. M.O.; Produced by Boog
11) Disasterpiece; Produced by Boog
12) Nikes and Pumas ft. M.O., Produced by MZA
13) Just Say Goodbye ft. M.O.; Produced by Boog

*Bonus Tracks*
14) I'm Gone Bagmix
15) Super Special Secret Track

I produced alot...

....probably one more too. But once again who knows. I think its time for the rest of my 182nd Black and Mild of the year now.



When You Were Catching Z's

2004, 2005, and 2006 brought about some really decent rap albums, but there are some that released that I personally feel never quite got the attention they deserved.

In 2004, one of my favorite emcees dropped his sophomore album, Kiss of Death.
 

This album had the usual suspects on production and cameo spots, DJ Green Lantern, The Alchemist, The Neptunes, Swizz Beatz, Sheek Louch, and Styles P. Anthony Hamilton, Nate Dogg, DJ Quik, Snoop Dogg, Kanye West, and Eminem made appearances along with Mariah Carey.
Tracklist/Review
1.Intro--Not music.
2.What You So Mad At??--Would make for a nice radio hit, decent beat.
3.Shine--Snoop kills it, Quik provides comic relief and Kiss does his thing.
4.Bring You Down--A nice entry.
5.Time's Up--Nate Dogg with the killer hook, and the best Scott Storch beat ever, first single.
6.Why?--Anthony Hamilton cameo, decent conscious track.
7.U Make Me Wanna--I enjoy Mariah Carey sounding like a choo-choo train on this one.
8.Hot(Skit)--Jadakiss singing "I Wanna Be Your Man", probably by Zapp&Rogers.
9.Hot Sauce To Go--I always love a Pharrell song.
10.Real Hip-Hop--Surprisingly doesn't sound like a Swizz, beat.
11.Shoot Outs--No, not Soulja Boy. Classic D-Block material.
12.Still Feel Me--Not my favorite track, but still pretty good.
13.By Your Side--I like the sample.
14.Gettin' It In--This is the part of the album I usually zone out or skip.
15.Air It Out--Zzz.
16.Welcome To D-Block--Eminem shits on it.
17.Kiss Of Death--Excellent.
18.I'm Going Back--So-so.

I copped this album around the same time The B.Coming and Be came out, so forgive me if the review wasn't as in depth as you would like it to be.

2005 saw the release of that real tall dude who opened up Mike Jones' "Still Tippin' ". Yeah, Slim Thug. Slim has got to be like my 25th favorite rapper. He raps well, sometimes you can tell he didn't put enough time into the rhyme. Sometimes it's grand, sometimes it's cheeks. His album titled, Already Platinum didn't refer to how the album was going to sell, but it meant he was living the lifestyle of a Platinum artist prior to rapping professionally.

Since he was signed on Pharrell and Chad's Star Trak label, the majority of the production was handled by The Neptunes. Other big named producers provided tracks too, like, Cool & Dre, Jazze Pha and Sha Money XL, who usually only does G-Unit beats.
Tracklist/Review
1.The Intro--Decent way to start an album.
2.Like A Boss--His first single, I didn't really feel it.
3.3 Kings--With T.I. and Bun B, you cannot go wrong. Nice beat.
4.Diamonds--Chopped and Screwed garbage. I prefer the remix with Mannie Fresh and Young Jeezy.
5.Boyz N Blue--Introducing his Boss Hog Outlawz. They aight.
6.I Ain't Heard Of That--Another Bun B track. I dig the remix with Hov, it never made the album...
7.Click Clack--This track proves Slim IS a rapper and Pusha T of Clipse is the iller half.
8.Everybody Loves A Pimp--You get the total package when you work with Phizzle Phizzle.
9.Already Platinum--The first verse I ever heard from Pharrell, love the beat.
10.Ashy To Classy--A nice tale of Slim's life story. Beautiful.
11.The Interview--The sample is retarded nice and his flowing is top notch.
12.Playa You Don't Know--I don't.
13.Miss Mary--Listen, really.
14.Incredbile Feelig--Stuntman's favorite song off the album.
15.This Is My Life--He can be REAL.
16.Dedicate--Good way to end it all.
 

I feel this is the most slept on album of my generation. Why is that? Because we still judge books by their covers. Sure, his first single was WACK, but is that a good enough reason to sleep on the album? I just think his single choices were poor.
Tracklist/Review
1.Can I Have It Like That?--With Gwen Stefani, I have no idea what he was thinking. His lyrics were mediocre on a decent beat.
2.How Does It Feel?--This sucked me into the album. The beat is too nice and his flow is insane.
3.Raspy Shit--A gimmick track, I think he would've sold records if this was a single.
4.Best Friend--I dig the classic Neptunes sound on this one, and the premise.
5.You Can Do It Too--Easily, MY favorite song on the album, slow and real.
6.Keep It Playa--With Slim on his side, this track is just a track to me.
7.That Girl--A single I don't believe he put out last.
8.Angel--Not my favorite vocals from the boy.
9.Young Girl/I Really Like You--I like both songs, but I'd prefer if they were separate, I like Young Girl much better, Hov always kills it.
10.Take It Off(Dim The Lights)--Dece'
11.Stay With Me--Once again, Pusha T's help was enlisted. Where is Malice?
12.Baby--It's got Nelly on it, so I've read.
13. Our Father--Tryna be religious and whatnot, now I see why this album caught no attention.
14.Number One--I loved this song, should've been his first single for real.
15.Skateboard P Presents:Show You How To Hustle--I like the first verse and the chorus with some chick named, Lauren.If you know Lupe's "Hi-Defintion", he borrows a line from this song.
16.(Japan Bonus Track)Swagger International--It wasn't on my copy....Never heard it.

He handled all the production himself. It was probably done just to show he could do it...I dunno. It's still a decent album, a lot better than the majority of songs found on N*E*R*D albums.


P.E.A.C.E

Short Lived/Long, Painful, Boring Death






Hipster Hop-A movement deriving from DJ's with blogs that have wild parties and wear retro sneakers like Dunks, Terminators,  and Bo Jacksons. Usually the movement is personified by metro sexual looking men who wear really tight pants and loud colors, or women dressed like Flashdance.
(The Cool Kids)

Where in the hell did the Hipster Hop go?

Seriously. I rather enjoyed the movement. It was nothing I, myself was ever a part of(except the shutter shades), but nevertheless, it was entertaining as hell. It was like the 80s in 2008. People running around in skin tight jeans and trying to bring it back, it was quite the movement. Now that the 08 summer is gone, I'm left to wonder, whycome I don't hear from the pioneers anymore?
 
Kid Sister

"Got her toes done with the fingernails matchin'." She wasn't my favorite Hipster act, but I'd still take her to Brunch, that about it though. The Dream Date is due for this year, but I ain't heard nothing about it.....
Kidz In The Hall

Easily one of my favoritest Hipster acts because they can fucking rap. They gained my respect when I first heard "Mr.Alladat Shit". Moreover, they will remain synonymous to Comedy Central in my book, remember The Kids In The Hall, the sketch show?
 
The Knux

I'ma be real. I never heard anything from these dudes......

 
(Diagram of a Hipster)

(In case you can't read the labels...)

1.Fitted cap with sticker intact.
2.Massive plugs
3.Fake $800 BAPE hoodie
4.Karmaloop tee
5.Ironic belt buckle
6.Diesel denim
7.Limited edition Nike Dunks

"Hipster Hop is merely what we called Backpack Rap a month ago"
 
Child Rebel Soldier

Nobody knows for sure when or where the Hipster trend started, but these three are often mentioned as the origin of it all. Pharrell with his Ice Cream sneakers and love for skateboarding, Lupe for "Kick,Push", Kanye for his wild style of fashion.

More often than not, it seems as if everybody has something against Hipsters or being labeled as Hipster. People say Wale and Kid Cudi are Hipster. I don't see it. Charles Hamilton hates Hipsters like kids to vegetables and I'm like, can we all just get along?

Twas a movement I'm sure we won't forget, though it's as dead as a dinosaur..............Or maybe it's a seasonal thing, maybe Hipsters don't come out when it's cold. Who knows? Will 2009 see another Hipster season? Only time will tell.

In the mean time.......

P.E.A.C.E

"There We Go, Happy Again!"/Death By Stereotype

So, I wrote that verse I was talkin and started on another.

I'm good.

I'm throughly convinced Marvin Gaye and Diana Ross are the best singers ever!............Or at least, they had the best instrumentation. I downloaded their joint album, Diana And Marvin, and I read about it. Despite thier chemistry in the music, they didn't like each other. Diana refused to record with Marvin because he kept smoking weed in the studio, so they layed their vocals in separate studios.......just some shit I found funny.

Anyway, I saw a movie (Down To Earth) for the first time, that made me think about the world we live in. How come black people are the only people that get offended over risque comments?
 
Don Imus

Remember the "nappy-headed-hoes" comment? The shit was many things, but it certainly wasn't racist. I guess the black population feels like the world owes us something, but what happened to the equality?

 
Spanish Basketball Team

Remember the 2008 Olympics? Apparently this is offensive....I don't think Beijing had a problem with it.....I don't think, though, I'm not sure. Nobody said anything.

 
Miley Cyrus & Friends

Allegedly, this is Miley Cyrus, it doesn't look like her. Once again, this was labeled offensive....I mean, c'mon, there's an Oriental guy in the photo with them.

One more thing.....How come people hate Jewish people so much? I've come to know a few Jewish people in my life, there's nothing wrong with them......

It seems as if the creators of South Park are the only people immune to the rage of the easily offended. Remember the "Nigger Guy" episode where they said nigger like 50 times in one episode. NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY got in trouble. Why is that?

P.E.A.C.E

Do Or Diocletian

This is a vent with the intent to clarify what I meant.

When you were a child and they asked you what you wanted to be when you grew up, what did you say?

I heard it all. Pet doctor, police cop, fireman, mailman, wrestler, et cetera. What was my answer? Well, I would throw out an answer so those bastards would get off my back. I said everything from, judge, lawyer, writer, to artist, nurse, and even a psychiatrist.

I never wanted to do anything. Ever. Maybe I could design video games, maybe I could write a bestseller. All I know is, if it doesn't come easy, I want no parts of it. It's all on me, only I can change that, but after thinking that way for 18 years, it's kinda hard to alternate my methods.

I think about me sometimes and I worry. Nothing makes me happy and if it does, it's a temporary happiness. I don't love anything, I guess. Never really have, probably never will. There's more respect in my heart for people than love, for I don't really know what it is.

I've come to realize my role in life, I am 'the catalyst'. Without me to add my two cents or to get shit started, nothing happens.

When it comes to this School of Life, I feel like dropping out sometimes. Not in the sense of taking the Hara Kiri way out, but just not giving a fuck anymore. When I was coming up, there was structure and my only goal was to get out of school. Becoming grown and shit, there's no more structure, and there's really NOTHING I want to do. I do the music because it's fun, I built a band of the best of the best, but the sandbox mentality is really coming down upon me.

I have no goals. I have no interest. I feel like I have no soul. I don't dream about anything. I have no motivation. I close my eyes and I see nothingness, infinite nothingness.

I wasted many years of my life, and for what? Music. I used to get the admiration and that's what made me go. When the admiration stopped, I did too. I quit writing everyday, I lost the spark that made me do it. When the original dream team split, I felt my want to do it split with it. I stood up late at night writing my mind, what I thought. Now I don't think, I just BE. I wasted an opportunity at the best school in Ohio because I devoted my time to beats and rhymes.

Yeah, I fucked up, but I'm still here, and that's what counts. I don't know what my exact purpose is in life, but I think I'm on the right path right now. I didn't commit to this effort for no reason. I put myself here, now I gotta make the best of it.

It's do or don't, DOY!, in this muthafucka.

I feel a tad INSPI(RED), so I think I might go write.

I'm back, and my goal, I'ma shine on MOACD, just as well as I did on M.I.C, and that's a guarantee, n!99@. I repsect y'all's hustle, Grimm, Boogie, and Skeem, but now it's my tizzime, and I'm gone rhyzzime.

Pax Cincinnatus

P.S.-That's my gambit, you may wanna throw the towel in...

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Dear, Penthouse. Yours Truly, Matthew Neruda

This is most likely gonna be my last booty quest entry, since I'm steadily running out of them, and the other ones out there are a tad too painful to put out publicly, dig it?



The year was 1998, keep in mind I was 8 years old, the same year I was being baby sat by Mrs.Ward, I occasionally would go over to my mom's friend's house to be babysat. We'll change the nizzames since mentioning real ones in this cizzase is a little insizzane.

The Cast:
Curly--The babysitter
Belinda--The babysitter's sister
Amanda--The babysitter's 14 year old daughter, she reminds me of Amanda Bynes
Lark--Amanda's 12 year old cousin, she looked like an offbeat Lark Voorhies

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ACT I

So, summertime brings out the best in women, you know that. The heat has them in, well, heat. It's great to be the center of attention in a time like that. So the kid is a kid, with kid thoughts and kid habits. Amanda, Lark and I would travel around Mt.Auburn(if you're not Cincinnati savvy,this is a small part of town in a place called Clifton, I guess). We bought these frozen cups of juice on the daily, we'd play tag and hide and go seek, kid shit. I had a small advantage over most boys my age, for I had been watching porn since I was 5, I know, crazy, right? So I knew some things I probably shouldn't have known, nevertheless, I knew them.

So I brought my Power Rangers(I think they were the Zeo ones, the series after Mighty Morphin) toys through and we played. Amanda took the Yellow one, Lark with the Pink. We played and this was the event that changed the things we did together FOREVER. The Yellow Ranger kicked my Green Ranger in the crotch, so I had to address this injustice. I'm like, "How you gon' kick my dude in his penis?" Amanda goes, "What's a penis?" I'm in quite the predicament, what do I do? You know kids are the realest n!99@$ on the planet because they have no decency. So, what do I do? I unzipped with quickness and and I was on display. Keep in mind, I'm 8 fuckin' years old, so things weren't quite what they are today. This triggered the most remembered sequence of my life!

Amanda then proceeds to take her shirt off(brr!), shirt off(brr!), shirt off(brr!), shirt off(whew!), shirt off(whew!), shirt off(whew!). I'm staring at the hugest rack I've ever seen in my life, at the time. She told me to touch them. I can't say no to such a pretty face. I did my thing. Then she addresses the undressing of the lower half. I'm not gonna lie, it looked like a chimpanzee lived betwunxt her legs. Nevertheless, Lark followed suit and was embarassed. Amanda mentioned how whenever she watches a suggestive film, she feels the need to do it, and to her knowledge there was one in the house. It became my main objective to find that tape!
Never found it. So she just played with 'me'. It was fun because it became an every night thing, I anticipated the times I 'd go back to Curly's house. Titties, titties, titties! And all the booty I could grab!

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ACT II

So.....Part 2 is on location. Sometimes the girls would be at Curly's house, sometimes they'd be at Belinda's house(R.I.P). Times here were uber FUN! They got ultra freaky on tour for some reason. I made them kiss one time(man, does this make me a womanizer?). I wasn't hittin' the skins but we did this thing they liked to call "The Sandwich". They were the "bread". Some of the best times of my life there. Playing Golden Eye on N64 and hot heauxs at night. So, this is where the story comes to a screeching halt! I moved from A-1 to Clifton, I hit 4th grade, my mom was convinced I no longer needed to be babysat. NOOOOOOO!!!! I finally felt I was ready to "be a man". Just my luck!

I hadn't seen or heard from Amanda or Lark for about six years. Amanda got pregnant at around 15 or 16 and ballooned up! Lark too had become pregnant, her baby's father left, and she ran away with the baby. Mmm........brrrrrr...........Sometimes I wonder if this is somehow my fault.............Then sometimes I don't...............no trouble on my hands..............but that sounds kida selfish in me mind...........I loved them, and if you love somebody, set them free.

Fly away, little birdies!

P.E.A.C.E

At times, I feel like I'm some kinda plague on the lives of the ladies, like it's my fault they end up where they end up. Shit, man, it probably is. And I guess this is why I'm so reluctant nowadays.


"She don't want him, she wants something that she can feel. She got style and I think we might make a child. Damn, my life is wild. Damn, my life is wild. Damn, my life is wild."

It's Not What You Say, It's How You Say It

This is a lesson I learned back in the day. Back when Stuntman and I shared a room, we almost killed each other over a musical debate. I was on my conscious shit, he was on the hype tear the club up type shit. I don't know where it came from, but we were trying to compare Common to Three 6 Mafia. You couldn't tell us nothing! It was gonna be a double homicide in the room that night. We were back friends like Jay-Z and Nas in no time.

A lesson I learned from my uncle, "If you have a nice delivery, it doesn't matter what you say." He said this as we were watching Lil Wyte on Three 6 Mafia's Adventures in Hollyhood. Lil Wyte isn't the most thought provoking emcee out, but his delivery is what gives him attention. When it comes to rap deliveries, there are few that standout to me in my book:
5.Ace Boogie
4.M.O.
3.Method Man
2.Ludacris
1.Jay-Z

In the words of Jay-Z, "Little did I know my more potent delivery would deliver me kingpin of the inkpen, monster of the double entendre." This is a nice line, but if you know Jay-Z, he sometimes spits a whole bunch of close ended nonsense. For instance: "Don't believe everything your earlobe captures, it's mostly backwards, unless it happens to be as accurate as me. And everything said in song  you happen to see, then actually believe half of what you see. None of what you hear, even if it's spat by me." It was said so nicely that most listeners would probably neglect the paradox.

So why am I on deliveries? An emcee that I once doubted is actually one of my favorites nowadays. Remember Gucci Mane's "So Icy"? Whose verse did you listen for and turn it off when the song was over with? Jeezy The Snowman! I admit, I wasn't always a fan of Mr.17.5. My problem with him was his rhyming style. "You told me not to bring the white in the house, and what did I do, brought the white in the house."

The hardest Jeezy songs have got to be: "Trap or Die", "Streets On Lock" and "The Realest"....not saying he doesn't have any other hot songs, it's just you feel what's going on in his head with these joints.

Consult ANY Method Man cameo verse and tell me his delivery isn't pungent. So what does this mean for me? I gotta do something to put myself on my own list, eh?

Montezuma ain't gonna take that from no punk ass crab!

P.E.A.C.E