Short Lived/Long, Painful, Boring Death

Hipster Hop-A movement deriving from DJ's with blogs that have wild parties and wear retro sneakers like Dunks, Terminators,  and Bo Jacksons. Usually the movement is personified by metro sexual looking men who wear really tight pants and loud colors, or women dressed like Flashdance.

(The Cool Kids)

Where in the hell did the Hipster Hop go?

Seriously. I rather enjoyed the movement. It was nothing I, myself was ever a part of(except the shutter shades), but nevertheless, it was entertaining as hell. It was like the 80s in 2008. People running around in skin tight jeans and trying to bring it back, it was quite the movement. Now that the 08 summer is gone, I'm left to wonder, whycome I don't hear from the pioneers anymore?

 

Kid Sister

"Got her toes done with the fingernails matchin'." She wasn't my favorite Hipster act, but I'd still take her to Brunch, that about it though. The Dream Date is due for this year, but I ain't heard nothing about it.....

Kidz In The Hall

Easily one of my favoritest Hipster acts because they can fucking rap. They gained my respect when I first heard "Mr.Alladat Shit". Moreover, they will remain synonymous to Comedy Central in my book, remember The Kids In The Hall, the sketch show?

 

The Knux

I'ma be real. I never heard anything from these dudes......

 

(Diagram of a Hipster)

(In case you can't read the labels...)

1.Fitted cap with sticker intact.

2.Massive plugs

3.Fake $800 BAPE hoodie

4.Karmaloop tee

5.Ironic belt buckle

6.Diesel denim

7.Limited edition Nike Dunks

"Hipster Hop is merely what we called Backpack Rap a month ago"

 

Child Rebel Soldier

Nobody knows for sure when or where the Hipster trend started, but these three are often mentioned as the origin of it all. Pharrell with his Ice Cream sneakers and love for skateboarding, Lupe for "Kick,Push", Kanye for his wild style of fashion.

More often than not, it seems as if everybody has something against Hipsters or being labeled as Hipster. People say Wale and Kid Cudi are Hipster. I don't see it. Charles Hamilton hates Hipsters like kids to vegetables and I'm like, can we all just get along?

Twas a movement I'm sure we won't forget, though it's as dead as a dinosaur..............Or maybe it's a seasonal thing, maybe Hipsters don't come out when it's cold. Who knows? Will 2009 see another Hipster season? Only time will tell.

In the mean time.......

P.E.A.C.E