Pitch

Ok, ok. I got this movie idea, it's gonna be really good, so don't steal it, ok?

Czech this out.....It's gonna be called

"Longitude & Attitude"

It's about this drifter fellow who travels across the country and goes from job to job. He never met his parents, they died before he was born.(yeah, before he was born) Everywhere he goes he meets people who claim they knew him from a long time ago. Since he doesn't have a consistent place to sleep, he usually sleeps in motels or under highways. He has these dreams about being somebody else in another time and place. He meets a woman in Utah who tells him she is his mother. Taken aback, our hero has a series of flashbacks that unfold the story. He is indeed his own father. He met his mother in Vietnam in 1968. They came back to the States and had our hero. They both died. They also had another son, who is our hero, but the opposite, he's black, and likes Classical music. There's like 1,000 random explosions, 40 extraneous, vivid sex scenes, and 15 out of this world, car/gun sequences. In the end, we find out, our hero doesn't even exist. The "Longitude & Attitude" part is like 4 and a half hours, then the movie ends with a pile of clothes on a couch wathcing Al Pacino in Scarface, all the way through. So the complete running time is like 7-8hours.......

Good pitch, right? The budget is only gonna be $450,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, so..............................................................................................................................I'm taking donations. 

 

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