I just thought this shit was funny, back to it.
I like how half these cats out here claim they know women and usually put them in the same category. I learned, "To each is own". No two females are alike., like snowflakes, or fingerprints.
I do a lot of Facebooking, I watch a lot of TV, and I browse through Twitter nowadays. What do I commonly see in the midst of it all? Grown ass men talking shits about how hard it is to crack a female mind. I don't do it often or to the extreme, but I learned how feasible it is. Some do it with ease, others think it's harder than finding the G-Spot, which I hear is easy pickin's........
Neruda likes how the first three paragraphs began with 'I" or "I'm"........So I found this thang from Casanova's autobiography about his method on seducing women. It's a 10 Fold that'll make any chick drop the drawers, pardon my French. He wrote how he slept with a boatload of chicken heads, from noblewomen, to actresses, a nympho, and five sisters AND their mom. Hot damn! So what are these stizzeps?
1. To Make A Woman Feel Special, Do Something Special. (What You Should Do: Control the night. Women appreciate any kind of efforts made to flatter them, well, not any.)
2.Privacy Is Sexy. (WYSD: This is where a lot of n!99@$ shine. You can give no greater gift to a woman than your full attention.)
3.Let Her Admire You Admiring Her. (WYSD: Pay compliments outside of the obvious. They're used to that. Compliment a quality about her that exists within, and show the impact of her words on your face.)
4.Ask Her What She Thinks. (WYSD: Ask open ended questions, I learned that from Flash/Fauste. Let her know you're interested in the total package, not just what you both know you're after.)
5.Encourage Decadence. (WYSD: This is probably for the ballers. If you pay luxury tax, you got no problems. If you're broker than The Joker playing Poker, prepare a meal you cooked yourself or take her somewhere 'different'. Pretend you like shit at the art museum, ha!)
6.Appeal To All Her Senses. (WYSD: Shave, take a bath, get a haircut, brush your teeth, iron your clothes, be funny, know where to touch her, et cetera. What more can I say? Give her flowers? Ooh and that bullshit candy that comes in a nifty heart shaped box!)
7.Savor The Anticipation. (WYSD: Skeem told me about this one. Make the chick wait when she's got that feeling! Let your time together flow at its own pace, don't slow it down, don't rush it. You got nowhere else to be at that point and time, but together. )
8.Be Playful. (WYSD: Yeah, they want a man, but not some cat who's serious as fuck 24/7. To most, this is an easy task. For you who don't know how to loosen up, crack a joke, do shit that requires two people, what like Solitaire?)
9.Be Spontaneous. (WYSD: Make it so your time with her never has a dull moment. Make her always remember why she chose to be with you. Go for a walk, this is very rare in America.)
10.Surprise Her With A Gift. (WYSD: I saw this in Finding Forrester. Sean Connery said, "The key to a woman's heart....an unexpected gift at an unexpected time." Gee whiz! I know unexpected gifts at unexpected times make me happy.....just don't over do it, bub. Material things are just things, remember that. Make it personal as opposed to trendy. Let her know you think about HER. Also, the hot point on this on straight from Cassy, he said, time your gifts delivery. Give it to her at that point in the evening where there is no other way for her to show her gratitude.)
If this came obvious to you n!99@$, then more power to ye, other than that..........Time for a smoke and pancake.......
P.E.A.C.E
Two words, n!99@, Tube-Steak!
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