Montezuma Zanzibar Abiza (Eat Your Heart Out!)

Montezuma likes to hold conversation in the third person.

Montezuma really likes his middle name.

Montezuma is aware Abiza is really spelled Ibizia.

Montezuma hasn't made a beat in a week, Montezuma grows weary of slow PC's that don't run fruity Loops 8.

Montezuma is looking forward to finishing Spooks And Spoons so he can begin work on Cin City, with beats that were to go on Original Cin.

Montezuma realizes that he is indeed a pimp, he just didn't know it.

Montezuma hates how the hair on the top of his head doesn't have waves.

Montezuma has been living the same day over and over again for the past three or four weeks.

Montezuma misses the presence of female company.

Montezuma feels like doing the Macerina.

Montezuma wants to take these guns and PUT 'EM IN YA!!!

Montezuma really wants to play Super Nintendo.

Montezuma has added another location to his itinerary, now he wants to go to Zanzibar.

Montezuma wants Facebook to add a 3-way chat system. Montezuma believes this will make cyber sex go more smoothly.

Montezuma believes if he had enough prestige, he could bang, Lacey Duvall, Lavish Styles, Ice La Foxx and Superhead at the same time.

Montezuma is about to get ghost!

BLINKY, PINKY, INKY, & CLYDE!

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