The Best of The Best in 2008

What is this? A list of the best nouns, that's people, places and things of 2008.

BARACK OBAMA- He makes this list because he sorta made some history. A lot of y'all are looking like, what did he do, who is he? Kidding, but you know, he became the first African American president. Kudos! That's all I got to say.

DOLLICIA BRYAN- Who? Mike Jones....nah.....But, she is two time XXL Magazine Eye Candy of the Year. Boogie, doesn't she remind you of You-Know-Who from You-Know-Where in this picture? Odd, I posted a picture of her with her clothes on.

NINTENDO- Why are they on this list? Why? Well, though, they haven't released a new console or handheld device this year, they are still dominating console sales with their groundbreaking Nintendo Wii. Peep the figures: Wii-34.55 Million, Xbox360-25 Million and PS3-16.84 Million, these are worldwide figures. I think it has to do with price difference, that's just me though.

MICHAEL PHELPS- He went to Beiijing this Summer and blew all those cats out of the water. I saw like three of his victories, the first one, what I think was the fourth and the one where he won thanks to his long arms. It just wasn't fair! But, he gets kudos from me because for like a week, I was calling myself "The Rap Mike Phelps".

(Left to Right) MATT STONE & TREY PARKER- If you tune into Comedy Central at 10 PM on Wednesday nights, you know who these cats are. The creators of South Park, one of the most epic and well written shows on television today. Kudos to these dudes for the "About Last Night..." episode where they depicted Barack Obama giving his victory speech. Obama won Tuesday and he was animated Wednesday....absolutely INCREDIBLE!!!

BRITNEY SPEARS- After a brief hiatus, Ms.Spears is back on top with her new album, T-Pain bitten title, Circus. Thus far she has sold 500,000+ records, making her RIAA certified Gold! See? Ya did good!

RUSSELL BRAND- Known across the pond as an ex-BBC radio personality and stand-up comic. He hosted this year's MTV Video Music Awards and appeared in an M.T. Bag acclaimed film, Forgetting Sarah Marshall. "S&M Willy Wonka" makes this list because of his role in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as Aldous Snow, lead singer of fictional band, Infant Sorrow. Besides playing the definition of cool, Brand also recorded the songs featured in the film, "We've Got To Do Something" and "Inside of You", which are now on my iPod.

MIDDLETON'S BLACK & MILD- These have been a very important part of this year, stress relievers, "main events", and overall goodness. Why are these the best thing of the year, we learned to freak these a different way that made these hit like "Heaven on Earth", and they last 110% longer now. Kudos to The Green Team for the technique.

LIFTED RESEARCH GROUP- The official clothing preference of Third World Records(apparently). So kudos to LRG for still killin' the competition with threads and knits as stylish and original as they were when they first came out. I'm talking $160 dollar denims, $2,000 gold studded leather coats, flamboyant hoodies and fresh messages. LRG, keep doing what you do

CAPTAIN MORGAN'S PARROT BAY- Last, but certainly not least, Parrot Bay. At Green Team Central, there are like 15 of these sitting on top of the cabinet....Yeah, we gets down like that. Thank you , Parrot Bay, for mixing with just about anything and going great with a nice Black and Fuck, that was cool.

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