Why Are You Famous?

I'm on my TV shit right now. I was watching MTV Cribs earlier. May I say, Akon has a very nice house? I started watching this movie with Richard Pryor, Stir Crazy. Shit's funny. Now, I'm Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Suddenly, this question popped into my mind. Why are all these "scandalous freaks" famous? Trip with me, because I learned why. If you're lucky, you may learn something too. If you already knew, sorry for wasting your time......................jerk.

(Kourtney, Khloe, Kim)

In high school I learned, two out of three ain't bad. I'm sorry, I had to say it....Chloe's not ugly. She just gets outshined compared to her siblings. Anyway, here's the poop. Their mom, Kris, dated a lawyer who worked the OJ Simpson case. The lawyer has some kinda fame from that, he's no Johnny Cochran. Johnny is my hero. Not really. He was cool though. So, after getting OJ off, cash money came their wizzay and now them heauxs(excuse my French) got money! You may know Kim from her famous sex tape with your boy Ray J. Ray J is my other hero. Not really. He's cool though. 

 

[Sorry :( ]

(Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie)

Paris Hilton is heiress to the Hilton Hotels. She broke out onto the scene with her sex tape and embraced her slut image ever since. Nicole Richie, she was adopted by Lionel Richie. What makes them famous, I don't even know. I just remember The Simple Life and I thought to me, "Yeah, but who the hell are they?" I knew about Paris, but apparently, Richie sings too. Odd....

(Not so sorry this time :) )

 

(Karrine Steffans a.k.a Superhead)

She came out of nowhere too, in my book. I just remember reading Vibe Magazine and they wouldn't leave her alone monthly. She used to be a video girl then went on to write two tell-all books about suckin' and fuckin' my favorite rappers. A few months ago, Ace showed me her claim-to-fame. If you seen it, you know why they call her Superhead.

(I don't do this often,but....LOL!)

Keep Grimm's sister in your prayers/thoughts. She's in the hospital right now. Do that for us. Pretty please! With a Halle Berry on top???

"I'm Gone!"

P.E.A.C.E