This is the story about the day in the life of Jim Morgenbergersteinson, a business intern, fresh out of school. He's gonna start his first day at Grupe Secks, a real estate company. He encounters....well, just read his story...
(JIM): (YAWN!) Gee whiz, I don't wanna be late for being early on my first day. I had better get a move on.
(JIM): Thanks bus! Gee, I sure am starved! I'm gonna get some coffee and a.....(BOOM!)
(JIM): Holy Jesus!
(Robot): Greetings, I am Kill-Tron9000, and you are a dead motherfucker!
(JIM): I can't die, I haven't even worked my first day at Grupe Secks.
(Woman): Not so fast!
(Kill-Tron9000): Oh, no! A Trojan!
(Woman): You're damn skippy!
(Woman): Jim, you're in grave danger!
(JIM): What? How do you know my name? And what about my breakfastses?
(Woman): If we don't get out of here soon, you're never gonna have the chance to eat another breakfast!
(JIM): Rats!
(Woman): Get into my car!
(JIM): I was raised on the idea of never getting into the car with strangers.
(Woman): I'm not a stranger, my name is Claire!
(JIM): I'm afraid I don't know a Claire.
(Claire): You'll remember me where we're going!
(JIM): Where are we going?
(Claire): We're going back......TO THE FUTURE!.........I'm yankin' your chain, we're going to the past!
(JIM): To the past.......?
JIM's first day on the job has been so action packed and it's not even lunchtime yet!!!! Why did Kill-Tron9000 want to kill our hero???
Who is this Claire and why is she taking our hero to the past???
Will our hero ever make it to work????
All this and more in the next issue of.........
JIM ACTION/BUSINESSMANP.E.A.C.E
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