Dumb Blondes & Some Songs

(If I put the color of their hair in the title, you may have mistook this for an online Ku Klux Klan rally) It's official. Since Fauste has Hollywood dibs on Raven Symone, I decided to get in on the action. I guess the Rosario Dawsons, Mila Kunises and Taraji P. Hensons are out of play or something. So I changed mine. Ciara, for all the fly fellas. Something about the Promise video.

That's beside my pizzoint. What I'm talking is all these famous women losing their minds. Ciara and Bow Wow? I never believed it. As for Ciara and 50, that guy wears wigs now.(Consult thisis50.com and look up the Rick Ross' Baby's Mama Sex Tape).

As for Ms.Pon-De-Replay and Mr.(some clever Chris Brown song to name him), did she really marry that guy? I decided to wait and see if any other news unfolded. It's probably official. That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. So, when Brown loses all his endorsements and chicks stop buying his records, he and Rihanna are going to live in a trailer with like 13 kids, and he's gonna get a beer gut and not let her go on tour.........Maybe I went too far. So? I'ma keep thinking my thoughts on here until Google shuts us down. Since we're half Hip-Hop site, half porn site.


In other news, I have reason to believe Charles Hamilton is the best rapper in XXL The Class Of 2009. Don't get me wrong, them other cats are dope, but CH is in his own zone. Don't believe me? Papa Smurf came through and played Hamilton flowing on "A Milli" and "Ambitionz Az A Rydah"


Couldn't find the Ambitionz so I'ma hit you with the most stand out line, well, at least to me. "I make it rain like Storm in a porn flick."

Oh yes! Papa Smurf a.k.a Burnz, produced a track for his boy J.R. It's on the bottom of our playlist up there, but I haven't been able to load the list all day, so I technically don't know if it loads anywhere.

P.E.A.C.E

Apparently, my sample game is admirable. :-)

T.R.O.Y. pt 2

Ok last time I left ya I was talkin bout my second girl...now we fast foward to my third, fourth, fifth, and sixth, and I wanna say seventh girlfriend....here we are today and I wanna talk about this chick......Maria Monroe.....damn....my "ballerina" and "tree" for never would I have even thought about approaching such a girl in my younger days but there is a difference between applauding and getting applauded so one night after she first started I talked to her and introduced her...I also tried to get a feel for her to see where her mind was and I realized that this chick was damn near the closest thing to "compatible" that I encountered in a GRIP! So we talk on the phone and I'm like "i really dig you" and she returns the sentiment so Im like "brr". After awhile though, I see some separation between us so I asked her whats wrong and she says that she has stronger feelings for someone else and that she always saw me as "just a friend" and I literally cried ya'll....it was hard but I pushed through and kept pursuing for it turned out that the guy she talked to was a womanizer....still, nothing ever works out for me, does it?? A month or two ago, I get a text from her first and that NEVER happens! So intruigued I open the message and she tells me that she been seeing someone else but she wasnt sure how to break the news to me....I was pissed, hurt, happy, and sad all rolled into one blunt o' Love. Now-a-days, we are friends and thats all I see for us so far..."Why I gotta think about her?!"....banks, where you at?....we will see about that one

T.R.O.Y.

Damn, all of this reminiscing from my boy Neruda has mmm...inspired me to do a bit of going back myself...after all....he is "acting like me"...haha your silly Neruda.

Now, when people die, they only have memories to be remembered and honored off of. Me personally, in my opinion, have not done enough to deserve a montage to the music of Michael McDonald but I want to be remember the good days when life was simple...not even as a little tyke, no, I want to think about when I was in high school and I met my second girlfriend...haha i know, second girlfriend right, (lame), but eh.

The week was going to be tight, on one of those nights I got the permission for Pops to go this get-together of sorts and I was hyped..my first party since like 8th grade..I cant ruin it. You know when you really wanted somethin you would try and be on your P's and Q's making sure you dont slip before that day. Well everything went well minus a bump in the road but nevertheless here we come Saturday!!

Okay, we are at the party and we chill chill.......chill more than two girls come! I meet the "bigger" one of two cuz Boogie mayne pre-dibbed the 'Widow so here it was.......bout 7-8 niggas and two girls....come now, I had just swagged out of Boogie's "Mack School for the Blind" and I was ready so 'course I bagged man plus...yea....i wont lie, no one else wanted her until after they realized the sausage-festery......then thats when they tried to choo choo Boogie's girl (thrid pocket...LOL). Party was so okay and the next day I wake up to find out this girl been searching facebook for my number..my profile..just about anything and Im like wow...I didnt mature enough to actually wife up cuz I was still in "smash bros. mode" so I was mad immature....so foolish of me....


Short story...i dont know I just was remembering shit man....o yeah, pic time...dun dun dun

(middle one)

Where U At?

This is dedicated to the emcees who have came and went. I rather enjoyed the material they put out...........WHERE THE FUCK Y'ALL AT NOW?

Bonecrusher in 2003 said, "So I'm outside of the club and you think I'ma punk. So I go to the loaded Tech 9 that's off in the trunk! I ain't neva scared!" With T.I. and Killer Mike by his side, I could've sworn this dude was going somewhere. His song was featured on the soundtrack of Madden 2005 and he had a second album in 2006. Now I wonder, where the hell is he and what is he doing?



Smilez and Southstar, known for their 2002 hit, "Tell Me", sampling Marvin Gaye and Diana Ross' "Stop, Look, And Listen To Your Heart". I loved this song when it was out. I NEVER heard from these cats ever again after that record got played out. Probably the realest cats to hit the radio.








Czar*Nok came out in 2005 with "Hercules" and "Pimp Tight". They were the first Cincinnati rappers to ever be featured on Rap City:The Bassment. I thought they were making major moves, but a friend of mine said he saw them shopping at Kroger one time........Mmm........Better luck next generation, huh?




Teairra Mari. The finest lady out of Roc-A-Fella Records. In 2005, I remember turning on Rap City and dropping EVERYTHING I was doing when I saw her on the TV. "Make Her Feel Good" was the song. They say she has an album due out this year, so I guess I shouln't worry.












I don't remember shit he put out, but I just liked how he sounded exactly like Biggie Smalls. I think he should've starred in Notorious. I know he was on the PSP NBA Street game, but that was the last I heard from him.












Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz, how I miss the gratuitous cuss words and loud hypeness! Lil Jon filed for bankruptcy in 2008, having to pay Slip-N-Slide Records about 10Mil', pushing Crunk Rock back all the time. I remember the first single for that album, "Snap Ya Fingerz". It was a psychadelic ass video, man. We need Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz, where are you?







Papoose, my favorite battler. He did some commercial songs and whatnot and was due for The Nacirema Dream, but it never released. Last time I checked, he had 18 Streetsweeper mixtapes under his belt with DJ Kay Slay The Drama King a.k.a Smack Ya Favorite DJ. (DAMN!) I can only wonder, where is he now?











Tupac Shakur. Don't look at me like I'm wrong, you know EVERY year after his death, a new 2Pac album came out. I was just wondering when another one of those is coming out? Can I produce it?










P.E.A.C.E

Young Girl(Neruda Strikes Back!)

Now I understand why my SCPA career didn't last long. My eyes were on the women and not the words in my books. I don't have a picture of this semi-special lady, so her name was Davidia. I had NEVER heard that name before. I have heard Davina, but never Davidia.


I met her through a cat named JJ, this Bathing Apes/Ice Cream/BBC fanatic. I don't know how that nigga could afford an entire wardrobe of that shit, but he rocked different styles everyday. He's one of the friends of the main characters in the upcoming show, Taking The Stage. Anyway, his friend comes in and sits with us. I don't know what I was on. It was probably the back up of coming from an all boys school or something because EVERY girl I met was in for it.


We all talked the entire study hall and shit. He dipped, and that left me and Davidia. I scooped the digits before she left as well. On the bus ride home, I text her. I'm feeling happy as shit because she was feeling me. I was a Junior, she was a Sophomore, so I kinda felt like I was "taking advantage". It was all ish. I asked the make or break question, "Do you have a boyfriend?" Dunn, dunn, DUNN!!!! She goes no, so I proceeded to lay more words of wisdom on her. She said something, and I said something. She told me how i wouldn't want to be with her because she thinks she's fat......(okay, a tad crazy, but girlfriend, work with the kid) I said something else, she said something else, I said something back, and she's like, "You probably say that to all the girls just to get in their pants."


My main problem with the female mind, I cannot convince its thinking when it comes to it thinking you're a mac. If you know me, you know I'm no Fleetwood Mac. From experience, saying you aren't a player does NOT help your case. I felt like I hit a brick wall or some shit. So my theme song the rest of that school year was Pharrell's "Young Girl". I mean, I don't listen to half the shit I say when I "talk" to women, it embarasses me, the extremes I'm willing to go to penetrate her mind......Apparently, I got skills at it, but it comes off as game. I don't think I have game, I don't play around when it comes to such serious matters....Haha!


So why was I so sprung on lady? One personal thing I rather enjoy is when a black girl has the personality of a white girl, it's "exotic" to me, I guess. She was Aeropostale fly with the furry boots. And shit, she was cool as hell.


Man, I was on dumber shit back in the day.....


I bid you P.E.A.C.E, I ain't going to sleep.....

The Ballerina(Neruda In The Morning)

"Goddamnit, Em, why do you keep acting like Fauste?"

Because it's fun as phuck! I guess reflecting on the past releases older stresses because I feel better during my day to day nowadays, putting it somewhere. Now bear with me. I'm The Man Without Fear, I don't ask permission to use music samples, and I damn sure didn't ask to use this:

The Ballerina

I have decency, she shall remain nameless.

I first laid eyes upon Ms.Perfection Junior year, 2007. SCPA. I was on my "I Don't Give A Fuck" shit. I skipped five bells a day, went to lunch, English, Government/Economics and went home. Where was I for five bells? I spent four sleeping behind some big ass cabinets on the first floor, chillin' with this dude who wore clown shoes and brought Vodka to school. I actually didn't drink it with him, I don't think I could hide being drunk at school. I would occasionally go to Anatomy, or I would go outside for extra lunch. Then I had my real lunch. During real lunch one day, I was being a social butterfly. The day was much too wonderful for me to hang with The Goth and the usual suspects. I got up and went to the next picnic table.

Now that I think of it, it was the luch prior to my real one, I wasn't supposed to be out there and that's when I saw her. Eye contact was a muthafucka. I admit, I was enchanted. You know the feeling, when you feel your entire body's weight lighter?

The funny shit is, from that day forth, I never quite saw her again. I made efforts to, but she never came back outside. I never got to speak to her......Damn. You live and you learn, right?

So, like the next school year, when I'm in St.Bernard, I get a Facebook message like, didn't you go to our school? And I'm all like yes I did, et cetera, et cetera. You know how Third World O.G's do it. Got the number in a matter of messages. For some weeks, she was always the last person I messaged. I thought things were smooth. She would text me out the blue, I'm in math like, what? I'd get messages while I was stocking cans at IGA. I couldn't juggle work AND a ballerina. So on the clock, you know what I chose. They paid me to text, I loved it.

She was my best good friend. I had a day off at school so I decided to arrange a meet up at me old school, say what's up to the kids and shit. She was all for it.

Now, children, this is where the story takes a turn into a direction that doesn't even have a name. I came down. We chit chatted about a whole bunch of nothing. She dipped. Our friendship went from strong to nada. This was my plan: I was gonna take her over to the bench in which I first saw her, tell her that, freestyle the shit I usually say to make the women understand why I am the man, and it was gonna be a wrap. The sun is my friend, but he wasn't out that day, he didn't bring the warm weather that brings me to my cool self. It was cold and I was tense and nervous and shit. I'm sure she could tell. Mmmmbrrrr!! The one that got away.

P.E.A.C.E

Friday The 13th, Again?

This post is dedicated to all things Friday The 13th, at least in my life.

In 2007, I copped LRG's Friday The 47th jacket. Modeled after Jason of Friday The 13th.

$117.89 after tax.

Last Friday the 13th, I had cake and I wanted to take my Facebook wife to see the new version of the movie. HA! That never happened. And it's kinda weird that a lot has changed since that Friday the 13th, wasn't that just last month?

I played a Friday The 13th video game on NES. I was about 25 seconds in before I shut it off.

My mom told me about how when she saw the original Friday The 13th movie, she slept wrapped up in blankets and it was 90 some degrees outside. However, when I saw it MAAAAAANY years after its release, I laughed my ass off.

In Friday The 13th part 7, Jason removes his mask.

Friday The 13th part 8 was a riot. Jason punched this black dude's head off.

Friday The 13th part 3 was in 3D.

I saw Jason X with my family and we laughed at the whole futuristic premise. Was it supposed to be funny?

Jason was badass in Freddy Vs. Jason. I'm surprised they killed off Kelly Rowland.

What I don't understand is, after Jason killed the teenagers that killed his mother, why did he continue to kill?

I got this from Scream. To make yourself sound like a trivia whiz, ask your friends who the killer in Friday The 13th was. Some may answer Jason, which is wrong. Your smart ass friends will say his mother. Be sure to use the vague title, Friday The 13th.

Friday The 13th will appear 13 times on this post.

Happy Friday The 13th...

P.E.A.C.E