Ghetto Goofy Volume 1

The "album" has been done for a few weeks now. The reason I " " the word album is because the cover leads you to believe it is a mixtape. Coming directly from the mouth of Relly Boi, this is his first album. This project has been in the works ever since I was a senior in high school, 2007....Way back when Ace Boogie made "Watch Yo Mouf" and "L.I.F.E", Relly had made himself a track, "Rock That". We used to laugh at Relly for his low voice and off beatness, but take one listen to any track on this album and be amazed.

1. Ghetto Goofy Intro--The track starts off with some kind of sample from a very happy song, as Relly Boi opens up the album, the track switches over to something more gangster. This track contains the most obnoxious chorus I have ever heard, personally. "THEY CALL ME (GHETTO GOOFY!)". Here, the concept of Ghetto Goofy is covered a little bit in case you were wondering what the hell a Ghetto Goofy is....Least favorite track on the album.
2. Super Hero ft. Empathy--Produced by Smoke DeNiro. Originally, this track was supposed to have me, Relly, Smoke, Boy Black, Moggie, and Cottie on it, but we wasted so much time getting lifted, writing, and drinking Joose to get more than Smoke and Relly's verse done. So, the other artists were taken off, and I volunteered to help Relly finish it. I never recorded on a beat of this calibur before, I think I did decently for my first attempt. Relly takes the cake with his hype-ness. I helped a tad with the chorus.
3. Goon City--The beat is dead nice and Relly Boi goes hard. On the chorus, he experiments with Auto-Tune. At least he didn't try to sing. Good one!
4. Party Life--Another Smoke DiNero track. A lot of people tell Relly this should be his single...I didn't agree at first, but after giving it another try, I better hear this on The Wiz. I remember when he was recording it. The part when he's like, "You can't touch this like MC Hammer," he sounded kinda slow, but it turned out very nice. The beat reminds me of an 8Ball & MJG track off of Living Legends.
5. Yurr ft. Phat Boi and Skeem--"Rated R on the beat so the shit go hard." And yeah, that's the same Phat Boi from our track "Blazin' ". What do you know, Skeem is on it too? This was the most questioned track on the album when it got made. I always dug it, but when Relly asked Ace Boogie, for some reason he didn't like it. Now, Ace likes it, what do you know? I played this song for my mom two days ago, she said I should sign Relly to Third World Records. That can be arranged. Skeem insists he murdered the track, but Phat Boi took the cake.
6. Bye Bye ft. Bz--I don't really know what track this song really falls into because of an error in typing the album's name, but I'll stick it here for review purposes. Do you remember the cartoon with the character who said, "Okay, I love you, bye, bye,"? I don't remember if it was Tiny Tunes or Animaniacs...either way, the track starts off with that vocal clip and the chorus is a chopped and screwed Relly Boi saying, "I love you, bye, bye, fuck you hater." I think the album would be fine without this track, but it does add to the Goofy aspect of it.
7. Ball Hard ft. D Boy and Young Haz--I'm guessing Haz produced it, D Boy goes hard, but makes an error lyrically. He says, "Smokin' like the Joe Campbells," when everyone knows it's Camel....not important. This is one of my favorite beats on the album. Good for a car with a system.
8. What You Drink? ft. A-Rhyme--Produced by Young Payne. Another stereo treat, using the Lil Scrappy's "Money In The Bank". Another one of my favorite beats. As for performance from the artist, I'd only listen to it if they performed it somewhere.
9. Ball Hog ft. Money and Vicious--Produced by Young Payne. My favorite line is from the first verse, "I'm a mack, I got swag, you see, the way I shit, will make another n!99@ swag spaz like, aye, I quit." Good track.
10. Make It Rain--I don't really listen to this song. You might like it. Making it rain is played out to me.
11. My Story ft. Tyre Lil Jon--This is my favorite track. Relly breaks down real life for you suckas real quick. "Ain't got no kids, but these n!99@$ got kids. N!99@, can you dig, na, I can't dig." The beat is nice.
12. Body Right--I seriously DO NOT approve of this song. I give him props for trying to give a track to everybody, though.
13. My Everything--I remember when he recorded this, we were in the other room recording "Cloud 9". This is a pretty good track, the water drop in the back makes me weak. He claims to not be singing on this one, but peep that hook.
14. You Know ft. Tyre Lil Jon--The song is dead nice and the singing gets me weak when Tyre sings, "we love like gorillas!" Haha, I told them to call themselves "The Get It Wet Boyz". I feel like I was part of this track because I was witnessed it.
15. Stunna Shades ft. Ace Boogie--Produced by A-Rhyme. I know Relly's first verse by heart. Ace Boogie boasted that he was the best part of this song. I think this is where the idea of The Showdown or The Face-Off came from, being that they are rapping brothers with different styles. I wonder if they're still doing that...
16. Don't Know--I remember this one from a while ago. The hood/gangsta genre rap is played out to me, but this song makes me laugh. "Don't make me sick Vicious, that n!99@ so vicious. No need for kisses, y'all n!99@$ bitches."
17. Ghetto Goofy Blog--The song starts off with Relly Boi talking to his chopped and screwed voice. He provides a quote here that I will never come close to forgetting: (C&S Voice)"Oh, you think you all that cuz you got yo Ghetto Goofy mask?" (Relly)"I BEEN all that, AND I got my Ghetto Goofy mask!" Another lyrical error is made on this track, pointed out by Grimm. "Aim this glock, watch me shoot this damn triple beam." Grimm laughed because he didn't know how you could shoot someone with a scale. I tried to defend him by insisting he meant, he was gonna shoot somebody with three guns with infrared lasers on 'em.

And so, the album ends. Overall, I think the goal from the creator has been reached. He made music that today's people are guaranteed to like with a twist of "different" in it. If you're not entertained by this album, you probably got the headphones on your thigh or something. Musically, decent, sonically, needs a little work. With that said, I grant Ghetto Goofy Volume 1: 3.9 out of 5.

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