Celebrate April 20th EVERYDAY!!!!

 

Weed is like college, I guess, it's not for everyone....

There are always gonna be haters, I suppose. 

Before I took me first hit, I used to go anti-marijuana on niggas at school....Haha, I shut up when I came back and started joining them on the playground.....

My findings, people who disapprove of marijuana's use, either, have never tried it, or don't like it.....

Hold up......don't like it?

Yeah, don't like it......I've met some members of Generation X that don't like it. My senior year Social Studies teacher, "I tried it once, and I didn't like it.'' 

I guess she just freaked out or something the first time. I spazzed out the first time I got blown too, but a strongminded person knows, you CANNOT overdose on it. If you could, a lot of us would be long dead.

So, I've taken notice of a lot of these commercials...

You know the one where that kid is wearing like 1,000 shirts about smoking weed and as he takes them off, they become more "positive"? WTF? If I'm smoking weed, I'd like to think I'm not braindead enough to have 30 shirts on, huh?

 

Remember those commercials with that chick and the egg and the frying pan?

(What, like it's not funny?)

Explain how my brain comes out of a chicken's ass, then explain why my brain is used as breakfastses all over the U.S everyday.

Ok, remember the commercial where they show various teenagers and they burn their stuff? A kid sets a guitar on fire, another sets their car on fire......What does that mean?

What about that one where the pale kid catches his sister smoking in her room and he keeps seeing the ember where ever he goes........explain that one.....

Or the one where that girl gets all smashed like an accordian......where do they come up with that shit?

I'm starting to think the folks who write these anti-pot ads smoke it themselves....

OOH! OOH! My personal favorite commercial.....when that kid talks about his brother and how he does NOTHING anymore, you know? The dude is just sitting on the couch downstairs, staring into blank space......

America believes in the absolute truth right? They won't hesitate to promote safe-sex through giving out condoms, and showing slides depicting STD infected genitalia, why do they lie so in these weed ads? Remember in Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle where dude blows his head off with a gun because he got high? That's not real, if you're gonna jump off a building or blow your head off, it's not because you're high, it's because you wanted to, right?

The closest thing to true about weed affecting anything, Afroman's "Because I Got High" song.....even then, the crap that happened in that song is pretty farfetch'd, though it was probably written for comedic purposes.......

When will you learn?

P.E.A.C.E