MR.FREEZE- famous Batman villain. Known for freezing cats and rockin' an ill ass outfit. Though his powers came from technology and not from within, he's not as cool as Ice Man of the X-Men, but his swagger is Mick Jagger.
GLACIUS- a character from a video game I do not like, Killer Instinct. His finisher is too nice though. He freezes you in a block of ice and shatters you....Not as cool as Sub-Zero though,but I'd rather face off against Zero than Glacius anyday.
ANDRE 3000- "What's cooler than being cool? (Ice Cold!)" Mr.3000 makes this list for his his cold verse on John Legend's "Green Light". I'm sure he smashed "Swagga Like Us Pt.2" as well.
YOUNG JEEZY- The Snowman....'Nuff Said. In the Summer, he'll make it snow a blizzard. Despite Pimp C's comments on Jeezy not actually being able to move from ATL to Texas and back with a trunk full of bricks, he's one of the nicest with the snow rap.
LUPE FIASCO- Not just because he released an album called "The Cool", but because of his plans for his third album, "LupEND", which is rumored to be a triple disc feature. Each disc will have a title, Everywhere, Nowhere, and Down Here. I'm looking forward to it.
SUB-ZERO- Usually my second pick on Mortal Kombat, Liu Kang is always first. Mr. Zero makes the list for his acrobatics, sliding skills, and ice berg projectiles, ill tactics! Plus his fatalities were the nicest to me. He's so cool, he even got two solo video games....to my knowledge, I think.
COCA COLAR POLAR BEARS- you know it's Christmas when you see these cats on the tube. They're not cool because they live in the artic, but because when they drink the Coke, they don't speak, they go "Mmm", it's funny as hell. Bears drinking pop. What's next? Bears wiping their own asses? Wait....
JOE CAMEL- the cigarette smoking camel who dabbles in more booty than a new born baby. He tops this list because he was so cool, the company was forced to ban him from their advertisements after "Bitchin' America" found it inappropriate for them to make smoking seem cool. He's a fuckin' camel, also, on the Internet, many compare his likeness to Jay-Z....I can see it.The E-M-P'll Say P.E.A.C.E
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If you look at the image of Joe Camel closely, with only a little imagination you see it's got more content than looking 'cool'. The 'bottom' of his nose 'looks like' a bottom, the nose 'looks like' a , male organ and shadows along the side of his nose 'look like' legs, well, this is a sex act on a face. The subliminal content is not what attracts young men. The unconscious mind sees such 'stuff'.
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