Women I'd Cheat on My Wifey With....

I'll explain how GREAT of a Boyfriend I am before I continue with this blog...
-We've been together for over a year.
-I've "never" cheated. Breaks don't count, especially on the first few weeks of school.
-We've never had sex and I'm still faithful.
-I do my damnedest to make sure she leaves out of her house with a smile on her face everyday.
-I GAVE HER MY GREEN TEAM PAJAMA PANTS!!!

But I digress, Women that my baby may have to keep me away from:

10)Zoe Saldana:


Her Works:
-Drumline
-Star Trek
-That one movie with Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac (RIP)

What I'd Do To her: Casual Movie and a Phuck after a blunt.

9)Skeem's Cousin:

With respect for her privacy I won't put her name. But she's a thizzle girl, she used to be really plump and hate my guts back in third grade when I came thru new and had to stand in front of her in line separating her from a friend, I really don't think she remembers that. But I do.

Her Works:
-Cheer Squads @ PHS and CSU
-Prom Queen PHS

What I'd Do To her: I'd have to be in an affair with this one, and a long lasting one like JFK & Ms. Monroe style.

FYI: Not the one who looks like skeem with tits, ok?

8) Lacey Duvalle:



Her Works:
-Various Adult Films, some of which are stuck to my laptop....

What I'd Do to her: Can you say sextape??? But no kissing...point blank period. I wouldn't kiss her if she washed her mouth out with Hydrochloric Acid. NO! But she can get fucked when it's wrapped up.

7)Ms. Ashley

My number two fan. I'm whispering in her ear in the top picture.

Her Works:
-Her fat ol' ass!!
-Blue Crew (Generic ass female Green Team, currently defunct)
-Inspiration to my Ms. Ashalee (Rmx) verse

What I'd do to her: Right now let her be happy; a few days ago we would've been in one of those dippin in and out of hotels thing thingys.

6)Rihanna



Her Works:
-Numerous Erections
-Some Pop Music
-Proving my Chris Brown theory(ask Midas if two years ago I didn't say Chris Brown would be womping on bitches)

What I'd Do To her: Since this girl had me since Her "If It's Loving That You Want Video," I'd have to have a second life with this lady.

5)Danger



Her Works:
-Runner up on For the Love of Ray J??? I think...
-Prostitution

What I'd Do to her: Take her on a date to the clinic, depending on what goes down there we can have our own photoshoot (BRR!)

Intermission:
BITCHES I WOULDN'T TOUCH WITH A 90ft POLE:
-ALL OF TEAM NINA
-NICKI MINAJ
-TRINA
-KARRINE STEFFANS (She played Bobby Brown too cock)
-Any Female Lil Wayne has met.
-Any chick who still likes Bow Wow or Romeo
-Mary Magdalene
-Hannah Montana (she needs a few more years to slut it up a bit)

Back @ It:
4)Kerry Washington



Her Works:
-I Love My Wife
-Fantastic 4

What I'd do to her: Have her on call for late night Booty Calls...and i mean like 5am late night

3)Alicia Silverstone



Her Works:
-Clueless
-Beauty Shop

What I'd Do To Her: Make some of my own Lil Jessica Alba's

2)K.D. Aubert



Her Works:
-Friday After Next
-Soul Plane

What I'd Do to Her: Convert To Mormon...nuff said

1)Scarlett Johanssen



Her Works:
-The Perfect Score
-The Nanny Diaries
-The Spirit

What I'd do to her: I would marry this girl on spot. Sorry baby, but this is the only girl in the world I'd leave you for....I CAN'T HELP IT!!!!

And its not like I'm one of those niggas who just love White Girls. I've just wanted Scarlett since we were kids...

Weekend Wrapped Up

Some things you may have missed this past weekend:

-First lemme say Congrats to a thizzle girl on her new relationship, make it work!!
-Manny Pacquiao continued boxing up cats.
-Woman claims to have 300 orgasms a day and to stay aroused 24 hours on end.(damn)
-Shelly Rio (cute chick) apologizes to Kim Kardashian for "putting her business out there," in reference to the threesome rumors that have been floating around.
-Man in Trinidad get his ass beat by female..f'ed up
-Mariah Carey really thinks Eminem is obsessed with her...
-Shaun Fauste on 3 week probation from Boogie Household.

Boogiest of Responses to Headlines.

-BOUT DAMN TIME GIRL!!!
-No Shit, Pretty Boy Floyd needs to stop being a bitch and give him his rematch so he can go a head and chalk up that L.
-WTMF, 300?!? shit i can't make it passed six...I need more training. Well she doesn't look that good so it only make since that she has the most fun.
-Shelly Rio don't apologize to her, she made it famous doing shit like that, i.e. Ray J & K-Dash sextape. Fuck Kim Kardashian; and that's a call to action for Shelly Rio, not a insult to Kim. AND POST PICS!!!
-See that's what happens when you play it nice...at least stop the bitch from fucking you up.



-To Mariah Carey, WHO GIVES A FUCK?!? YOU JUST TRYING TO PUSH THAT FAKE ASS BEEF TO UP RECORD SALES, LIKE 50 AND KANYE!!! I swear you are the only redbone chick I cannot stand. And I bet Nick Cannon is cheatin on you with Omarion.

-This nigga!!! Being loud as phuck @ 3am, cryin over a meal (arguing that he's filling up a tank, then don't do it, AFTER HIS FAT ASS GETS A PLATE), leaving a mess every phucking time!!!

Direct Quotes on Shaun Fauste Incident:
"Fuck Him," Skeem tha General
"I only fuck with him cuz ya'll do," M.O.

G.T. Quote of The Day

In this first installment of G.T. Quote of the Day we have:

"Start the phucks!!"



Used by G.T. in celebration after gathering Ms. Mary. For we had to smoke in a cramped bathroom and to keep from being busted we started the the showers for its steam. It caused some probs in the dorm, but that's their prob now.

How you can use it:

To have anyone initiate anything, blunt lighting, cars, stovetops, walking...however you choose honestly...just don't be stupid about it

Ima tell us something about ourselves...

Now I mean no hard feelings towards anyone in the proceeding blog. For this is my constructive criticism.

First. Relly Boi, you make great songs for people to dance and get hype to. Any of your slower songs where you make an attempt to talk about anything other than yourself or some girl, flat out sux. Your making big moves cuz you grind hard, i respect that. Your style and your music are not for me therefore I don't like it. You need to work on increasing your vocab, talk what you know not what's hot, and lose your ego cuz you don't deserve one especially not around my band...love ya bro

Now M.O., I feel sorry for you. You try so hard, but you get nowhere and I think your problem is you just gotta cover more topics it seems you can make a song about anything, BUT you talk about the same stuff. One thing more than anything else, That CHRONIC NIGGA! But if you can learn to incorporate more things in your songs then i feel you can and will go places more than anyone else I know rapping right now. Keep up the good work. And phuck skandal homie do you...

Next Skeemitron, now i got some shit to say to yo ass...NIGGA IS YOU DUMB?!? How you gon say you freestyle better than me, when you still covering the same shit from years ago. And you writtens are catching up?! Hardly because you write the same shit you freestyle. What I need from you is to trying to compete with everyone this ain't a competition, and if it was you'd be least likely to win...

Now my biggest problem is with Faustus...I admire your grind, but I deny the all the talent that you boast to have. If you ask me...Shaun Fauste sux. Conceptually no. But rhythmically yes. Ben Ghrim was that nigga I had feared a bit. Now I look at you the same way I look at Relly, and that's not good. You didn't make the biggest improvement on Spooks and Spoons, Skeem did cuz his rap style got bettter. You on the other hand decided it'd be good to stop rhyming at times thus taking away an quintessential part of rapping. So stop thinking that. What you can do to improve; stop tooting your own horn, start rhyming again, drop the entire Shaun Fauste moniker.

Miz, what can I say about you. You helped me get to where I am today for that, good lookin out. But you've lost your musical ethics for what sounds good. Sampling songs from this decade that's low. Yeah, I helped make a "hit" out of one but still that's not the point. Rap wise your still pretty much the best in the group people won't acknowledge it until your delivery is top notch...you helped me with my rhyming, let me help you with your delivery. So that and stop sampling new shit are the only advice I can give you.

Now I don't have any reason to feel like I'm higher than anyone. The only reason I'm even posting this is because after I let people hear our music the only person the talk about is me and ya'll need the most improvement, and that's not what I want.

Facephucking saves the day, Omarion's Being Gay, And South Park Sucking?!? Where's my shotgun?

YES YOU READ CORRECTLY...Facephucking- G.T. Term for facebooking...
19 year old Hot-Rod Bradford of Harlem, NY was accused of an armed robbery. What really gave the guy the NYPD blues was that he was in fact he was over 10 miles away in his dad's apartment. Had it not been for him being on facebook updating his status at the time the crime had happened then he would still be "celling" it up with Big Black Jackson and Officer Ricky @ Rikers.

Now if facebook can be used as an actual alibi then I have some planning to do...jk, but seriously who doesn't have a friend who just happens to know your facebook password, or may have it saved on their CPU to be put in automatically. I know i could update MZA's statuses, Pimp some of Fauste's girls for him, or even have Skeem come out of the closet if I so choose. So looks like ol' boy caught a break like Magic caught HIV.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

WHAT THE PHUCK IS YO PROBLEM HOMIE?!
Now lets just brainstorm...ok song title, I GET IT IN. My brain (and any other straight male's) would be like, "I need a whole slew chicks, to be made into everything from my bed to my house shoes."

BUT!!! Former B2K frontman, Omari Grandberry, decided the best direction to take the video was to have him spend most of this video surrounded by some sketchy looking niggas...they looked like if Johnny Depp was strung out on crack and penis. He did have one semi-hot part of the video when he was curling some bitches, now that was dope...but they disappeared so O could carry out his original I.H.O.S. idea.

All I have to say to my former 3rd fav R&B singer is...the phuck is yo prob. Just admit to being strictly dickly so people won't have to look at yo actions and wonder for themselves.

And you shoulda stayed on Young Money and used the Weezy Version.

CHECK THE SHIT:




South Park has been my inspiration to keep my life going from week to week for quite some time now, but as of late episodes have been sub-par at best...Claims that Japanese go whaling and kill dolphins is because they piloted the Enola Gay (if you don't know what it is, grab a 5th grade history book.) That gets episode gets rated 3 swastikas for its sucking.

Then we got the most recent episode, Dances with Smurfs, got me weak with the analogy that the New Avatar movie is or shold be Dances With Smurfs. But Miz didn't like the episode and I don't know Miz to down talk a South Park episode. 2 star. The only real outstanding episode so far was the Butter's Bottom Bitch episode...if you haven't seen it hulu that shit!!! 4 stars. The wrestling episode, 1 star. Giving the season a 1 star per episode average. Especially because the F Word episode also get's one star from jump..thats not good Trey and Matt, ya'll phucking up...make us laugh lazy bastards!!!

AceBoogieFANPAGE BIO....PAGE UP SOON FACEBOOK...

You ever felt like there was one thing that...you know...touched you. Not like a catholic priest fondling or anything but like reached into the depths of your soul and and made you feel any and every emotion under the sun. For me, Ace Boogie, that was music. All music. From Jay-Z to Dean Martin. All I know, all I love, all I can do is make music. I rap, I produce, I songwrite. I do it however I like.

I make all music. I got lyrics for rock songs, R&B songs, ask my boy Fauste about my country skills. I could even make gospel if the song calls for it...or if the price is ryte.

Now the difference between me and other Artists is that most of them make music for everyone to like. Now me; I make the music that I like. I'm not saying I don't care what ya'll like (but honestly I don't), I'm just saying that I make music for me to enjoy; for me to listen, live, dance, phuck, smoke, eat, shit, sleep, drive, and did I say smoke to. Just because its for me, doesn't mean you won't like it. Most people I've asked, do like it. So I'm just sharing with you all the genuis that is A.C.E. Because when it comes down to it (in my book) Artists Create Entertainment. So Boogie wit me.

I got beats for sell...$10 every beat

Bio:
19 Eons olds
Cancer (in the toenail)
Biggest Influences: Jay-Z, Eminem, Method Man, Big L, Empathy, M.O.
Sounds like: Big L before puberty (damn this high voice)
Affliations: M.T. Bag (I'm lead vocalist), Third World Records (I'm the VP)
Favorite Artist: Yours Truly
Beat style: Its like if you take a old Wu-Tang beat and throw it in Timbaland's Washing Machine with Kanye's ego (kinda)
Rapstyle: Emphasis on complex rhyming mixed with the flow of a ninja tidal wave

Wats good world. Ace boogie here.

Lemme give you an update on ya boys, cuz it seems we've been on a hiatus...you know why...CUZ WE BEEN DRINKIN BITCH!

Anywho. Third World Records is expanding. We've officially signed two more acts. Kinda have to draw up contracts...BUT the newest Third World Records Artists are old affiliates, M.O. and Relly Boi. Seemed as if it was destined, but we always move in slow motion (DAMN LEAN!!!).

Ace Boogie will also be Kanye West-ing this next school term. Meaning I'm leaving college to try and grind out this music for a year. I'm always gonna rap, but i'm takin this year outta school so i can do my 8mile for this band of ours and the rest of our label. So this means i gotta start:
1) Making more beats, take some pressure off of Mza.
2) Shaking down Seth Boogie for beats (they 2 hott).
3) I'm gonna have to Diddy the band to make sure we record when we say we are. (KNIGGAS!)
4) Movin these copies of M.I.C and Sp00ks. Get both for $5. Hit a nigga up on f-book.

For now I bid thee adeiu...